Scouse House Rules Tea Towel

Scouse House Rules Tea Towel which lays down the law in any Scouse House!

Poem reads:

SCOUSE HOUSE RULES
NO EFFIN’ SWEARIN’
ALWAYS BE DED ‘ONEST.
NO GEGGIN IN
IF YER OPEN IT – DEN SHUT IT
IF YER EMPTY IT – DEN FILL IT UP
IF YER BREAK IT – YER BETTA DO ONE!
DON’T FIGGET TO ‘ANG UP YER CLOBBA
IF YER CAN’T SAY NUTTIN NICE
SAY NUTTIN AT ALL
SCOUSE AND PROUD